Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Its about making memories worth repressing
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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