hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
