So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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