Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i came on her dog
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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