ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
