I just saw a hot homeless man
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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