she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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