Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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