I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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