i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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