I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So here I am, sexting at work.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
