My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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