8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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