I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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