He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
