HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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