she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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