there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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