is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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