But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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