we're chasing vodka with high fives
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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