I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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