I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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