Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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