Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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