I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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