Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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