I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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