yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
This house was built for laser tag.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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