Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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