My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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