4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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