YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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