apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The adults are the big ones right?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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