Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
