they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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