I hate all girls vehemently.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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