I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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