Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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