idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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