sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
