Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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