...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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