she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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