I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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