so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
