What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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