Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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