that's an acceptable place to lick
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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