you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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