Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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