yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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