he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
handjob tips. give me some.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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